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We Want Your Soul, Inc. (WWYS®) is a global private equity firm with nearly 250 million souls under management.

WWYS® generates outstanding returns for its customers by employing cutting-edge proprietary soul extraction, containment and suppression technologies, including but not limited to genetic modification, operant conditioning, and thought control. Our firm's history is long and celebrated, and has allowed us to evolve a global influence in all aspects and at every level of society.

Frequently Asked Questions About We Want Your Soul, Inc.:

Q: Who owns We Want Your Soul, Inc.?

A: WWYS® is owned by an international consortium made up of high-value corporations from all over the globe, as well as a few private individuals. As an infinitely extendable, transnational and immortal person (under Article 14 of the US Constitution), the company is not subject to the same disclosure rules as other, lesser companies. However, the Internet is a great tool for gathering information and carrying out research, and we would encourage you to use it responsibly. Click here for 666 free hours of Interweb.

Q: Does WWYS® have a lobby group or contribute money to candidates for public office?

A: WWYS® always acts in accordance with the relevant laws. While the company itself does not contribute money to any person running for office, company staff acting "on their own behalf" are free to do as we tell them.

Q: There are some websites that imply that WWYS®'s success is linked to its satanic connections. Is this true?

A: No. The Internet is a great tool for gathering information and carrying out research, but much of the information on the web is based on opinion (lies), not fact. You are free to do as we tell you.

 

 
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